OH SHIT WHO IS THIS IDIOT?
Your name is NAZE and you are a SILLY SELF PROCLAIMED WRITER that does mostly KUROSHITSUJI and HOMESTUCK or LOVELESS when you're feeling like a pompous asshole though you post NONE OF THIS ON TUMBLR UNLESS REQUESTED. You like keeping all fanfics to yourself and most things involve your OCS THAT YOU BELIEVE ARE BOTH BEAUTIFUL AND HORRIBLE.
You're a COMPLETE HOMESTUCK and PRETTY FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL. You enjoy yaoi and hetero but more than anything BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN LESBIAN SHIT is what makes your heart flutter. Sucks for you that finding this sort of stuff if fucklessly rare.
You spend most of your time being TERRIBLY ANNOYING to your dearest of friends and WRITING EVEN THOUGH NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. This blog is mostly for REBLOGGING NONSENSE and CHIT-CHATTERING WITH EVERYONE.
Your pesterchum tag is adoxographyNazi and you're typically the SHIPPING LORD on and off. You type Very elegantly when calm but IN BLARING CAPS WHEN YOU GET REALLY EXCITED OR ARE TALKING TO ANOTHER MYTHICAL FUCKHEAD.
Right so I have some Kuroshitsuji and Loveless collectibles and am going to sell them. I need about 350 to continue having my home and 107 to keep my internet turned on, though my main focus is on paying my rent because internet is useless without a house. :’D
I have a lot of Kuroshitsuji collectibles I’ve gotten over the years, and it hurts to part but, eventually I can replace them. /sigh. I love my stuff, so I keep it in pristine condition since it’s basically my beauties. :’D So everything’s in great condition, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t sell it to anyone.
So let’s get this show on the road..
I’ll accept any and all forms of payment, ANY. I’m very desperate so yeah.. My preferred form of payment is Paypal but if you can’t do Paypal, I’ll take a money order via Western Union or Moneygram.
I will ship ANYWHERE. But you will be paying shipping, and I live in the USA (Austin, Texas to be exact) so expenses might be greater if I ship to outside of country.
THE GOODS ;;
— KUROSHITSUJI —
I HAVE ALL OF THE PETIT FIGURE SETS FROM BOTH SEASON 1 AND SEASON 2, THEY ARE ALL IN PERFECT CONDITION. They are no longer sealed, but, I have each of their original boxes and will put them in there. They’re placed together (of course) and will be placed in there as such unless you want them dismembered.
I will sell these SEPARATELY but bundle shipping.
I can provide photos to whoever wants them.
Lau PPP Petite figurine - Decent condition - FLAW : His pipe is missing the part that clips since he got dropped one evening because I have a ghost and he knocks stuff off my shelf sometimes. Otherwise he’s in perfect condition. || PRICE : 3.00 USD
Ciel PPP Petite figurine (Figure A - Him in his green coat featured in one of the first episodes) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Ciel PPP Petite figurine (Figure B - His white pajamas) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Agni PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
William PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Ciel PPP Petite figurine (Figure ??? - Shows him in his classical blue coat) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Sebastian PPP Petite figurine (Figure CREEPER - Shows him in his trench coat shown in season 2) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Sebastian PPP Petite figurine (Figure Tutor - Shows him in his tutor attire shown in episode 3) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Claude PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Ciel PPP Petite figurine (Figure pink dress - Shows him in his cross dresser pink dress shown in episode 3) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Alois PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Grell PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 15.00 USD (ShushIlikethereapers)
William PPP Petite figurine - Perfect condition || PRICE : 20.00 USD (Samelogic.)
Sebastian PPP Petite figurine (Figure cooking attire - Shows him in an apron) - Decent condition - FLAW : The clock charm is missing the chain. || PRICE : 5.00 USD
Sebastian PPP Petite figurine (Figure butler attire - his left hand is to his chest) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Sebastian PPP Petite figurine (Figure butler attire - right hand to his chest) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
Ciel PPP Petite figurine (Figure ??? - He has a different blue shirt on than the other blue shirted Ciel figure) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 10.00 USD
I have some Kuroshitsuji mangas, ALL are in perfect condition. c: These are incredibly precious to me so trust me on that one.
Kuroshitsuji VIII (William on the cover - ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji VIII (William on the cover - JAPANESE) - Perfect, babied as fuck condition || PRICE : 25.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji I (Sebastian pouring tea on the cover - ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji V (Sebastian holding wine on the cover - ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji VII (Joker on the cover - ENGLISH) - Near perfect condition, very teeny-tiny bent on the bottom corner || PRICE : 11.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji II (Sebastian looking fine on the cover - ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji III (Sebastian with silverware on the cover - ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Black Box Set (All discs, only opened once, no plastic wrap to it but it’s in perfect condition) || PRICE : 27.00 USD
SHIVER CD (Both discs, no plastic but only opened once, Claude and Alois on the front) || PRICE : 30.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji silver pocket watch (Perfect condition, box in tact and watch lovingly cared for) || PRICE : 25.00 USD
Kuroshitsuji copper pocket watch with Grell on the inside (Perfect condition, box in tact, and lovingly cared for. RARE WATCH) || PRICE : 50.00 USD
— LOVELESS —
Loveless VOL 1 (ENGLISH) - Decent condition (worn spine due to old age) || PRICE : 6.00 USD
Loveless VOL 2 (ENGLISH) - Decent condition (worn spine due to old age) || PRICE : 6.00 USD
Loveless VOL 3 (ENGLISH) - Decent condition (worn spine due to old age) || PRICE : 6.00 USD
Loveless VOL 5 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 9.00 USD
Loveless VOL 6 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 9.00 USD
Loveless VOL 7 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 9.00 USD
Loveless VOL 8 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 9.00 USD
Loveless VOL 9 (JAPANESE - SPECIAL/LIMITED EDITION) - Never opened, thus, perfect condition || PRICE : 50.00 USD (comes with limit edition little thingy in the back ; not sure what it is, I think it’s a mini-book or something similar)
— HETALIA —
Hetalia VOL 1 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
Hetalia VOL 2 (ENGLISH) - Perfect condition || PRICE : 12.00 USD
++ SHIPPING AND PAYMENTS ++
If you buy more than one thing, I will bundle shipping. When you tell me where I’d be shipping to, I’ll estimate online how much it will cost and then give you a price on the shipping. Please allow me some time to ship because money goes into my paypal, then I have to put it into a family member’s bank account, then they have to give me a money order, then you wait whatever shipping you paid for.
IF YOU WISH TO BUY ONE OF THESE PRODUCTS then reply to this post or send me a message. I’ll place the product in italics to know someone’s interested, and if you don’t pay me in two days then I’ll place it back on market.
I NEED TO SELL AND MAKE MY MONEY BEFORE THE 15TH. I at least need to make my 350 so if you wanna pay me extra it’d really be appreciated greatly, since all I’m trying to do is make my rent. I would never sell my precious items like this otherwise.
Questions and all such can be sent to me or in a reply or any way you want, I’d be overjoyed to answer. <3
PAYPAL ACCOUNT TO SEND STUFF TO : TheawesomePrussia_66@live.com
My darling needs some help, please take a look <3
Internet bill, car stuff, rent too, and perhaps some necessities if I can pay for them. :’D So let’s do some writing and graphic commissions and pray people are interested.
— WRITING —
I will do these in list of payments received, you can see examples of my writing on this account and if you need more, I have a forum I used to run that I can take off maintenance to show you.
Poetry - A simple poem, no haikus though, the.. Everythingness of those eludes me too much to charge someone. || PRICE : 1.00 USD
One-shot and/or one chapter fanfiction - A story ranging for at most 1,000 words. If you’d like a story based on an OC then you must give me information about that OC and all that jazz, and as for fanfiction I will only do it for the Kuroshitsuji or Homestuck fandom unless you give me A LOT of information on the fandom and the character(s) you want it based on. You must provide me with a prompt and rating (G, PG, R, XXX, etc.) || PRICE : 5.00 USD
Multiple chapter fanfiction or general story - Same info as above, though this will be another 1,000 words for each chapter. || PRICE : 5.00 USD PER CHAPTER
A character history - Y’know those annoying character histories on sites and forums? Well I’ll right it for you if you give me the skeleton for what you want~ I have a million and one examples and this is a history that will reach /well above/ 2,000 words if you have a decent skeleton. Orprobablynotevenadecentone. || PRICE : 10.00 USD
A character appearance - Same as above, though these are typically short and about 600 words or so. || PRICE : 2.00 USD
A character personality - I will list the character’s personality with three pros (good traits) and three cons (bad traits) and for each it runs at about or over 300 words. || PRICE : 4.00 USD (If you want additional traits, +1 for each trait.)
An entire character bio - Basically a package deal. :’D || PRICE : 15.00 - 20.00 USD (Price depends on what I estimate the length will be. Which will all depend on what traits you provide me with, what your character’s appearance is, and the depth of your history skeleton.)
I am open for suggestions about writing, and will estimate the price for you~ Everything has examples you will receive upon asking. (Although poetry examples are old.)
— GRAPHICS —
Examples can be provided upon asking.
Banner - Anything that resembles a banner for a site, Tumblr, anything really. You must provide me explaining something you want to see out of this such as what colors you want, what feel you want it to give off, etc. || PRICE : 2.00 USD for small or 3.00 USD for large.
Wallpaper - A wallpaper made out of any image or out of text and effects with that text. Preferred that you give me your screen’s resolution, but not required. || PRICE : 4.00 USD
General picture manipulation - Anything. Color splashing an image, making it brighter, etc. || PRICE : 2.00 USD and up for more difficult tasks.
GIFs - I currently do not have an example but if you give me a scene you’d like out of any series I will make it into a GIF for you. I cut them frame by frame in Sony Vegas and animate them in Photoshop CS4. You must provide me with the series name, episode, scene length (example : 0:24-0:30). || PRICE : 7.00 USD (+1.00 if you want effects I can provide in Sony Vegas, +3.00 if it’s anything but a short clip, +1.00 for text effects.)
AMVs - THESE WILL TAKE A LOT OF TIME, FOR I EDIT CAREFULLY AND AM A PERFECTIONIST. I have OLD examples and some unfinished current examples if you would like it in a ZIP file sent to you. I edit with Sony Vegas Pro 9.0 and have NewBlueFX and have been animating for about three years or so. I will only edit Kuroshitsuji footage and you must give me a character, song, and theme to work with. || PRICE : 5.00 USD for 20 seconds, 7.00 for thirty seconds, 10.00 USD for forty-forty five seconds (I will not go higher unless you are willing to offer higher.)
I am open to suggestions for other graphics and will give you a price estimate for whatever you want. c:
— PAYMENT —
You must pay me first, I do not do refunds unless you give me a time limit and I fail to meet it. PLEASE BE PATIENT. I will make a waiting list if I get multiple takers.
I will accept payments via Payapl, and you may send your payments to : TheawesomePrussia_66@live.com
All purchases are greatly appreciated and I promise are for a great purpose. <3 Keeping me off the curbside and a roof over my head. :’D
so it has been written
so it shall be done.
I MIGHT/WILL PROBABLY BE RETURNING TO THIS ACCOUNT SOON